Sunday, January 3, 2010

Sleepless in Seattle, Glasgow, Manchuria, And Any Other Place You Can Think Of

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No, wait. You will not actually get to watch the pounds melting, but melt they will. Like ice cream in a microwave.


Just become an intern at your local hospital. Not only will you be worked to death, you also get a barely visible number on your pay cheque!

I suppose you could find the same wonderful work environment in any old sweatshop, but you get to wear a stethoscope here! Beat that, slave drivers!

I could say a lot more, but I'm starving. And tired. And really sleepy. And rather smelly, too, if the neighbour's dog's reaction is anything to go by. If only I could eat while sleeping in the shower.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

By your own admission, you are a lazy medico. So, no surprise that you are finding it hard.

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

congratulations, doctor.
you got a cure for a sore butt? :P

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Jeannette said...

Ah...this experience is rarely chronicled because most interns don't have enough juice left to even document what they are going through. I have often wondered if it is really a necessary way to treat our up and coming young physicians.
Keep track of yourself...
A competent and fully human physician is tops in my book.

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